1. Do you eat breakfast?

If I don't get out of bed until noon, is it still called breakfast? (No)
Breakfast is BRAIN FOOD! (5x per week)
Everybody knows breakfast is the most important meal of the day! (7x per week)

2. What size meals do you normally eat?

Birds would not survive on what I eat. (Light meals)
Give me a combo and I'm good! (Average meals)
This body is a high performance machine and it needs fuel! (Large meals)

3. Do you drink Starbucks coffee?

Coffee? Eeeeeewwwwwww! (No)
Just a little pick-me-up in the morning. (1 per day)
2 cups a day keeps the doctor...oh, wait... (2 per day)
I am in serious need of a 12 step program. (3 per day)

4. Do you enjoy frozen yogurt, smoothies or parfaits?

I try to keep my healthy food intake to a minimum. (No)
Perfect for an afternoon snack! (1 per day)
This is the perfect dessert! (2 per day)

5. Do you eat late night meals?

I am always in bed by 8 p.m. (No)
A few nights a week...when I am studying. (3x per week)
Who can sleep on an empty stomach? (7x per week)

6. How often do you plan on going home?

Home? Loyola is my new home! (Holidays and breaks only)
How else is my laundry going to get done? (4-6 weekends a semester)
All of my friends are back home and there is cruisin' to do! (10-12 weekends a semester)

7. How often do you plan to cook in your room?

Uh, why would I want to cook? Then I have to do dishes! (None)
On the weekends I turn into Julia Childs! (3-4 times per week)
I make Gordon Ramsey look room an amateur! (7-8 times per week)